TheOfficialCoolAunt

I promise, your aunt is no longer dead, I am here to stay

-moonieqt-

I sent an angel to watch over you yesterday, but they came back. When I asked them "Why did you come back?" the angel chuckled "Angels don't watch over other angels." Twenty angels are in your world. 10 of them are sleeping, 9 of them aren't, and one of them is reading this message. The heavens have seen you struggling with somethings, it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in karma, send this to 14 of your friends including me. If I don't get this back then I'm not one of the. (As soon as you get five back, someone will quietly surprise you. Not joking) Pass this message on and don't ignore it. You're being tested. Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favour. If you believe in karma, drop everything and pass this on. Tomorrow will be one of the best days of your life. Send this to fourteen friends in ten minutes. It's not hard. whoever else sends it to you must care about you. 

Unholy_Child2

So um- I accidentally crashed dad's car :D
          Can you help me convince him that someone else did it-

Unholy_Child2

@TheOfficialCoolAunt We're gonna rob a bank and then buy a car similar to Karen's old one so she doesn't suspect that i crashed her car-
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TheOfficialCoolAunt

@Unholy_Child2 YES HONEY WHAT IS IT?!! I’M ALREADY COMING!!
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-moonieqt-

Hey so can u say you're proud of me because recently ive been trying to get out of bed and take a walk (6-10 laps around my house) and today was a hard day to move and get up but i still pushed and got out and i did 6 laps 

TheOfficialCoolAunt

@HxneyBearMooMoo Hell yeah I'm proud of you! That's even more than I can do!!
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-moonieqt-

Heyyy soo i did somethingg can u be my get away driver 

TheOfficialCoolAunt

@YourOfficialFather yeahhhh keep telling yourself that :)
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YourOfficialFather

@TheOfficialCoolAunt yes it is im the main character
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-GEORGIEWASTAKEN

hey i got detention can you pick me up

TheOfficialCoolAunt

@-GEORGIEWASTAKEN Damn it! Can she not go one day without being a bitch to her children?
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-GEORGIEWASTAKEN

@TheOfficialCoolAunt ; yes please that sounds great- but mom grounded me for getting detention smh
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TheOfficialCoolAunt

@-GEORGIEWASTAKEN Oh, honey, of course I can! Do you wanna go get some food afterwards?
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