TheOfficialGaydar

I’m writing a story with FlamoyantBanana. Genshin one-shots ✨ all gay, obviously but I’m actually proud of it and would reread it and have fun! Sooo, if you’re bored and possible play Genshin Impact, you have a book to read :D

TheOfficialGaydar

I just realised how weird we Wattpadians are, like, you know in shippy books, when the two characters kiss and then ask “will you dare me” or whatevs? We’re SO wrong. It should be where the two date first and THEN kiss. Like DUDE. There are ZERO books where that happens, the date then kiss. How did that even start? Don’t be kissing random people before you go on a date.

TheOfficialGaydar

Really? Tell me :D
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Music_alien

@TheOfficialGaydar I have read a few books that did have two characters go on a date then kiss or that they confess then kiss then go on a date
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TheOfficialGaydar

Can someone please tell me how to create a new story in a mobile device (phone)?

TheOfficialGaydar

Ah, thanks mate!
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begaydoguys

@TheOfficialGaydar 
            at the bottom it should have a pencil looking symbol, press on that and it'll say "create new story" or if you wanna edit a story it shows the most recent one you've worked on & it'll also say "edit other stories"
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TheOfficialGaydar

So I was in a social place and we had to do introductions. The leader decided to throw a ball around of which had questions on the ball. When you caught it, wherever your right thumb landed was the question you would answer. 
          
          There were two rounds and on the second my thumb landed on the question “If you could have any pet in the world, what would it be and why?” So I introduced myself by name, then said my answer.
          
          “If I can kill my pet, I’d have a red squirrel, if not, I’d have a white little snake (random thing that popped into my head)” so ummm… yeah, I got to be the funniest person in the room for a minute because murder is funny.
          
          Red squirrels are devils btw, someone even came up to me and we discussed about red squirrels. They’re just so aggressive

TheOfficialGaydar

So I was talking to my mom and I told her I wanted to write on my computer in my room while I was leaving so she asked 'what are you gonna write?'. That's when my sister came in, the one that introduced me to Wattpad and Lams. (the gae ships)
          
          I instantly look at her, avoiding my mom's gaze. I try to hold in a smile, since this is funny to me.
          
          Then she asks 'are you gonna write one of those shipping books?' I instantly said no because that's what I would say. I take my leave and here I am now. Writing shipping books. Ironic, right?

TheOfficialGaydar

Yes they are, second are one-shots that either make no sense but still make sense and/or are funny (in my opinion, at least)
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WPsVeryOwnSpoonie

@TheOfficialGaydar 
            
            Shipping books are best books.
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TheOfficialGaydar

To mah fellow guys, gals, non-binary pals, intersex friends, gender-neutral comrades and to everyone else, my best buddies. 
          
          While I don't have writer's block- what should I write or fix. I just fixed A Ghost To Live With- should I continue that, continue another story or fix a story (basically making it less cheesy)

TheOfficialGaydar

Hellu, just to let you know- gaydar is only available on Saturdays and Sundays :)
          
          May the gays be with you 
          
          (I would also prefer if you'd suggest a gay (or maybe not gay) book for me to read)

TheOfficialGaydar

Sure, I'm good with non-wattpad books.
            
            Also, I hope coming out of the closet went well. I hope you're very feliz (sorry, I just had to make that joke)
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Veryfeliz

@TheOfficialGaydar why am I just reading this now, I just awkwardly came out to my coworkers when I could've just show up in three days and be like "it's me".
             Anyways, are you okay with nonwattpad books?
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