So I was in a social place and we had to do introductions. The leader decided to throw a ball around of which had questions on the ball. When you caught it, wherever your right thumb landed was the question you would answer.
There were two rounds and on the second my thumb landed on the question “If you could have any pet in the world, what would it be and why?” So I introduced myself by name, then said my answer.
“If I can kill my pet, I’d have a red squirrel, if not, I’d have a white little snake (random thing that popped into my head)” so ummm… yeah, I got to be the funniest person in the room for a minute because murder is funny.
Red squirrels are devils btw, someone even came up to me and we discussed about red squirrels. They’re just so aggressive