f0lklorewh0re

my grandfather told me i’m going to hell for being gay, i hope you save a spot for me

f0lklorewh0re

it’ll be a party
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fazballluvr

hi can i come too
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celeryisdisgusting

You aren't really Satan. 
          I would know if Satan had a Wattpad because he's my husband.
          
          And why does everyone think he's red? His eyes are red, sure, but in reality, he has tan skin, and dark brown curly hair. Please stop pretending to be my lil demon under false pretenses. 
          
          Plus, I betcha you don't even know his address. Smh.
          
          Have a horrid day! 
          ❤-Satan's psychotic boo❤

fazballluvr

this message may be offensive
i’m laughing so fking hard what the fuck is this
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-cxothicol

Yo Satan, how's hell? If I go to hell one day, could you invite me some beers? 

A-E-S-P

@SatansBadassSis nah I mean like "god"
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A-E-S-P

@TheOfficialSatan Wait you're not supposed to say that
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