TheOfficialWalmart

I ain't dead, folks lmao. Just inactive and lazy af and I don't think that's changing anytime soon. Hope your summer's going great so far, stay hydrated (we've got a sale on bottled water this week, yay!) and safe. Love y'all.

SpikeTheSeaUrchin

@TheOfficialWalmart pure gold mine i found A WAL MART ON WATT PAD (would that be a watt mart?) SO COOL
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StarlightSnowHeart

@TheOfficialWalmart Shut up right now. This is G O L D, PURE  G  O  L  D.
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TheOfficialWalmart

Also, I look back at this acc I made like over a year ago and I wanna self implode because of how cringey it is. 
          	  
          	  I'm genuinely so sorry this is what y'all signed up for. So grateful, nevertheless.
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I_Am_Not_Mittens

I need someone to take me to aisle 69 please
          @UrLocalCrabMaiden
          
          PrEpArE tO noT feEl YouR LEgS

I_Am_Not_Mittens

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UrLocalCrabMaiden

@I_Am_Not_Mittens I'd like that~
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I_Am_Not_Mittens

@I_Am_Not_Mittens I can arrange that~
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averyzxoxo

@iamaswag ayo bring your swag over to walmart

Iamaswag

Oh god excuse the gramatical errors
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Iamaswag

I hope giving you swag will make your   some costumers more normal
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icanhearyourmummoan

Do y'all sell vibrators?

lun8r1a

Mhm! Only bad thing about them is that mine keeps blasting Egyptian desert music whenever I turn it on...
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pussy_throbbing_4_u

yup
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