TheOmazingBacon

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ahhh yes. My old friend wattpad. ExPEct- expectopatronum? No *cough* expect more updtes from yours truly coming soon, as well as shit posts and fanfiction, to anyone whose interested. College has been very VERY stressful and I need an outlet before I bash my head thru the floor.☻

TheOmazingBacon

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ahhh yes. My old friend wattpad. ExPEct- expectopatronum? No *cough* expect more updtes from yours truly coming soon, as well as shit posts and fanfiction, to anyone whose interested. College has been very VERY stressful and I need an outlet before I bash my head thru the floor.☻

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Lemme break ya back just a lil

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@TheOmazingBacon oh I ain't even notice that 
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Your reading list- I'm so flattered I feel like a happy puppy peeing itself with excitement :))

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@TheOmazingBacon love me love me, say that you love me 
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Tryna go 50/50 on some kids ;) I'm tryna catch them genes shawty

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@TheOmazingBacon whatever gets the job done saweetie
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TheOmazingBacon

@--vertigo-- I'm finna sprinkle a lil hor sauce on it first is that ok?
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@TheOmazingBacon suck my entire peen
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I'm trying so hard to keep a straight face in this zoom that my eyes are watering. That dude you sent me got me actin different. Sent a lil shiver in me timbers.

TheOmazingBacon

@--vertigo-- wait wait WHERE BECAUSE I BEEN TRYNA FIND EM
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_vertxgo

@TheOmazingBacon bro all his 18+ ones are on reddit and I- don't know how to feel??
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Also love how I'm your entire message board <3 as I should be

TheOmazingBacon

@--vertigo-- I mean... YASSS HUNNY BUNNY BALOGNA AS YOU SHOULD 
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@TheOmazingBacon wow I feel so loved. :/
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Nothing better than when you're in a zoom class and a guy speaks. Just felt my heart flutter by this guy's voice and accent. So frickin rich I just wanna replay it. Catch me simpin' for voices rq.

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coochie king, coochie king, coochie king, coochie king, coochie king, coochie king, coochie king~ eating chicken nuggets with the wu-tang, coochie king, coochie king, coochie king. whew i gotta stop listening to gucci gang

TheOmazingBacon

@--vertigo-- and u talk abt my spelling 
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_vertxgo

mmm yes, love it when you only post the copyright warning/idea and never add the story~

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@TheOmazingBacon well she succeeded
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@--vertigo-- she just wanted to be a bitch 
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@TheOmazingBacon how she think you were white? you are clearly brown .-. with yo kim possible lips and asian slanted eyes
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