"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

"How bad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally!"

"How you turn my world, you precious thing."

"It's only forever, not long at all."

These are a few of my favorite things: The Phantom of the Opera(especially Gerry's, Ramin's, & JOJ), The Vampire Diaries(Team Klaus!), vampires in general(The Lost Boys, Dracula 2000, etc.), lycanthropy, Harry Potter, The Hobbit (Thorin is my king), Stephen King, indy movies, Gerard Butler, JoMo, Andrew Lloyd Weber, opera music, Willem Dafoe, Luke Goss, Johnny Depp, Johnny Cash, Legolas, Orlando Bloom, the Avengers, Batman, BANE, LOKI, and last but not least, FanFiction! Okay, so that was a little MORE than a few, but I couldn't resist!

Lost in a fairy tale between Storybrooke and reality. Born in Narnia, graduated from Hogwarts. Queen Guinevere's servant. Every summer, I go to my place in the Shire with all my friends. My best friend is a faun called Mr Tumnus. I also live in a yellow submarine. I live an Original Family appreciation life. Thorin Oakenshield is my king. I'm pretty sure I was a Hobbit in another life. In a relationship with a lot of fictional characters. Too many, actually.

I'm a Phangirl and a Renthead. The Goblin King, aka David Bowtie, is my weakness as well as Freddie Mercury, Patrick Swayze and Erik(Lon Chaney's or Andrew Lloyd Weber's). I'm desperately in love with Mr. Darcy (as most women are) from 'Pride & Prejudice.'

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My stories are in my head, and I want to share them. For too long I've hidden them, and now I hope everyone likes them! Roses with black ribbons to all of my lovely readers!

I have an account I post stories on FanFiction - The Onceler's Unless - check it out!

~ The Onceler's Unless