Hello there! I am just your average person, trying to make my way through this awful charade called Life. While taking a few lives along the way. And by a few, I mean dozens. Or a couple hundred.
  Anyways, this is a place for me to hide bodies- I mean! Where I put the gruesome tales and poems I wouldn't put anywhere else. My mind is kind of like sitting on a bed of spikes. At first, its kind of nice, but as you sit there, it gets worse and worse and more ugly and bloody and gruesome with a thick crimson liquid slowly spreading across the shining iron nails planting in the red stained wood of the foundation and...
  Oh. Sorry. Got a bit carried away there. So, uh. Yeah. Enjoy!