Hello Internet! Welcome to my profile! It's nice to meet you, how've you been? Oh, never mind. Let's cut the small talk and get to the point.

My names Destiny and I live in Narnia. "Narnia doesn't exist" you say? Well I live there and I'm sure I exist. Fairly certain. Possibly I can't be sure. I may be a figment of my own imagination. You never know...

ANYWAYS.

So after that fairly disturbing revelation that I may only exist inside my own head, I feel like I should tell you Internet people a little bit about me. 
- I. Love. Tacos.
- And taco pizzas
- I can travel between parallel universes
- I love the Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy (if you haven't read it already, GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW)
- I have eaten a zebra
- I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!
- I swear my brain is made of chocolate
- I own a tiger pillow pet 
- I was born to be awesome, not perfect so don't judge me
- I like orange socks
- I hate make up. That stuff is EVILLLL!!!!
- I have many alter egos. Most of which are guys. My favorite is Troy Barnes :)
- I am, in fact, a female humanoid
- I'm extremely bored which is the only reason I'm taking the time to make this... Whatever this is.

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So I think that covers all the important stuff. Yeah... Well this is awkward. But anyways, my name is Destiny and WELCOME TO MY WEIRD-DOM!!!! (Haha like kingdom but with weird... Yeah yeah you're right. I gotta get my head checked.) 


GOODBYE LOYAL PEASANTS!!!!