I'm an idiot of my own invention, the kind who's terribly melodramatic but has somehow convinced the world that they're totally passive. 
Oh well, if you haven't realized this yet, I'd guess that you'll see pretty soon.

Oh and my thanks goes out to the two dorks that I call my friends who introduced me to Wattpad (you know who you are), because another website obsession was exactly what I needed.

And remember, life is like salt on watermelon, the bitter things make the sweet sweeter. ;)