Hey, surprisingly literate owl here.

I spend the majority of my time with my nose in a book and earphones in my ears, so I mean, if you enjoy that sort of thing I'm sure we'll get along fine.

I read, I write, I pretend to know what I'm doing just like everyone else on this site. 

I hope you enjoy whatever bullshit I write, and if you do, here's a cookie. If you don't, feel free to take a cookie on your way out.

If you don't like cookies of any kind, I can't help you...sorry...kinda can barely afford the cookies atm. But, anyway...

Enjoy!!