Your Plot God

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          This is that one guy my plan to take over Poland failed we lacked funding

Dear plot master of the universe, can I have magic?

Don't know if anybody's noticed but I changed my profile a bit!
          
          Yeah I decided to give it a better profile picture and the bio isn't cringe anymore!!!
          
          HOORAY!!!

Hello people! This is your plot god giving you a recap on all the shit that's happened.
          
          My grandma recently passed away, one of if not the strongest women i knew, then we had to get rid of some stuff and we got rid of all of our horses, worst part is, I never got to say goodbye to them.
          
          Apart from the sad news, good news is, I'm going to highschool people!
          
          So August was a difficult month, if anyone told me all that happened in 13 days I'd punch them for even suggesting such things, but now I don't know how to feel about anything...

Hello and welcome back to me talking to myself!
          
          So I was watching attack on Titan and I was enjoying it but then something happened, so a little info, when I get scared in a show or movie or game, I usually get up and walk off going "nope. Nope. Nope. Not today. I ain't dealing with that" or something of the sort, but one scene scared me so bad, I didn't move. I felt a shiver go throughout my entire body, so I won't tell you what happened before these events for spoilers to anyone new like me
          
          The characters swiftly approached a village only to find it destroyed, what confused them most was there was no blood, well one character goes to his house to find his family, or at least what remained of them, but he found an abnormally shaped Titan crushing the whole thing, it was alive but couldn't move, it's small limbs couldn't support it's fat body, well when everyone was leaving he heard his mother's voice come from the Titan, he almost started freaking out but he left thinking it was his imagination
          
          That scared the shit out of me and it's stuck in my head now

So I am really into this one show and am probably going to write about it, but I haven't been interested in literally anything else, and I am putting all other stories on hold for a while, (I'm saying this like people actually care/like what I write) I feel like I'm just embarrassing myself with how much I put up here and nobody says anything, does anyone even read this, oh well I'm just gonna write till I get tired of it and just read stories that aren't cringe like mine 
          
          Also I'm happy that my older brother is officially an adult, he just turned 18 on the 30th and he's off to college, he said he's giving me his games and I am happy for him to get a good education, I wish him the best of luck
          
          This was an unimportant announcement from a cringe author 

All right you ever have those times when you bite your tongue? I have situations that are worse than that, so my teeth aren't formed correctly so some of them are sharper than others and more pointed, you can already tell where this is going, sometimes when I'm talking or I'm chewing I tend to bite on the inner part of my mouth whether it be my the inside of my cheek or the inner lip somehow, I wouldn't be surprised if I managed to make my mouth bleed because of that like I have really pointed teeth the canines I'm pretty sure is what they're called it hurts like crap it just happened too, I'm just curious if this happens to literally anybody else if it does please say something I want to know I'm not alone

@invisigerb25 hello wonderful person!