TheProfuscus

Inactive. Will not be updating. Sorry :(

If I had a dollar for every time I promised to update and then forgot, I'd probably be a whole lot happier (and able to update more often.) Sadly, I've sort of lost interest in these stories. I'll do my best to wrap them up and then I'll probably move my account.

Also, if any of you like poetry, specifically the darker, sadder variety, feel free to check out my poetry collection. It's mostly a way for me to keep track of the poetry I write during depressive episodes/when I feel very anxious, but I published it anyway so you can read those if you like.

im at nearly 12k reads on heaven's gate how the fukc did that happen
          
          regardless of how, tysvm @all my readers! 11.9k reads/views on Heaven's gate and 7.1k on Distinction! thats like SO amazing! tbh i started the fanfics as a way to practice writing technique, and never expected it to get as popular as it has (this is popular for me lol) so actual thanks :D
          
          i swear on my netflix acc that i'll start updating more frequently, its just that school started again and very busy with marching band but I will update sometime soon i swear 
          
          BRACE YOURSELF FOR ACTUAL UPDATES ON SCHEDULE COMING SOON!

me: "i should update" *forgets about updating* *remembers about updating hours later* "ill update tomorrow"
          
          wash
          rinse
          repeat

Turns out I could be assed to update Distinction, so I did.

Updated Heaven's Gate.
          
          I'll update Distinction whenever I can be assed to do so.

that awkward moment when u promise to update but then u forget and u get lazy and u dont

Almost forgot, happy 4/20 everyone! 
          I personally don't smoke, but you do you.

Also, can I just say, 11k reads on Heaven's Gate and nearly 6k reads on Distinction???
          
          One hell of a "welcome back" present.
          
          Thanks so much guys, it means a ton. 
          
          Been in kind of a writing block recently, but I'm going to try to get back into the swing of things, and I plan on perhaps uploading an original story (WIP) soon.
          
          Exciting things to come!