I hear that you know me. Congratufuckinglations. Leave me be. So what if you think I suck at writing? So do I. But hey. Many guys out here are just looking for something to do. Me? I'm just trying to kill time. Leave me alone, I'll leave you alone. Try to hire me as a knight? I'm already hired. Want to reprogram me? Good luck, I have thousands of firewalls. Kidnap me? I can teleport to my queen. Kill my queen? I can revive her. Kill me? That's a joke, I'm already dead. Want to fuck me or my queen? Hah! I will personally see to your end, pedophile. Neither of us will ever give you consent. Challenge me to a duel? Prepare to lose. My weakness is myself.