TheRandomTherian

OKAY IM HAVING A CRISIS- 
          
          SO FOR CONTEXT I AM A RETIRED GACHA KID- OKAY? I’VE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES- I REMEMBER WHEN I THOUGHT GLMM’S TO “ROAR” WERE PEAK CINIMA (no offense to anyone who likes roar) AND PART OF THE GACHA FANDOM AT THAT TIME WAS FNAF- SO YK THAT I KNEWWWWWWW THE PLOT- SURE WITH SOME CRINGE AND QUESTIONABLE LOGIC (WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE EXOTICBUTTERS SHIPPING- IT HAPPENED BUT WE DONT TALK ABT IT)
          
          WELL THE OTHER DAY I WAS BORED AND WAS LOOKING AT SOME FNAF STUFF- AND I SEE THIS EDIT TAKING ABT THE “BITE OF ‘83”  WITH CC AND IM LIKE HUH? NO IT’S THE BITE OF 87’! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!
          
          GUESS WHAT?! THE BITE OF 87’ WAS ACTUALLY WHEN A DAYTIME WORKER GOT BIT BY MANGLE!!!!!
          
          THE BITE OF 83’ WAS WHEN CC DIED!!!!
          
          (atleast according to google) 
          SO I AN JUST IN SHOCK-

Okay I’m sorry this is just a rant bc it’s been bugging me sm- okay so I’m a converted HelPol so maybe I’m biased but I used to be Christian and my whole fam is- WTF ARE CHRISTIANS DOING? Like ik not all are bad, but I was talking to a friend abt my gf and this random girl came up to me and said “That’s a sin according to the Bible” and I said “It was found that that was mistranslated. And I like to think that God (I’m not an open hellenist due to where I live and stuff) would love me regardless.” And she said “Yea well it’s a sin and it’s in the Bible” and I said “Okay, pull up google translate and run a sentence through there a bunch of times- it’s not the same. Is it?” And she said “The word of god is pure” like NO IT ISN’T!!! THERE ARE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE TO PROVE IT!! And also the hate and homophobia is just the start- but also their “proof” like no hate but ppl will be like “There are records showing Jesus was real and that the Bible is the most historically accurate book ever” like cool- WANNA KNOW WHY??? BC IT WAS WRITTEN AT THAT TIME!!! And JUST BECAUSE HE WAS A REAL PERSON DOESN’T MEAN HE WAS GOD! I’ll put it like this- Tomas Edison for example- he existed! There are records of him existing and let’s say people wrote books about knowing him- and all of them lined up historically! Does that mean if Tomas Edison claimed he was God we should believe him? NO!!! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Y’ALL  I’m sorry if any of my followers are Christian, I mean no hate or disrespect, it’s just how some toxic Christians act towards others, i just needed to rant 

Nothing slaps more like a masc feeling day and then Mama Ayesha- like- no I don’t feel like a woman rn but Yummy still SLAPS ><

OKAY- HEAR ME OUT AND NOT IN THE “THEIR KINDA FINE” WAY BUT IN THE “HYPOTHETICAL STORY PLOT WAY” 
          
          
          
          K- so, what if there was this like Countryhuman+Companyhuman story that took place during the Cold War, and so like during the meetings USA and USSR like fight and Coca-Cola and Pepsi ALSO FIGHT and like USA and USSR are fighting about like cap and com and yk yk blah blah blah- but like Pepsi and Coca-Cola are like fighting about sales and stuff and like Pepsi’s like “WELL I GOT A DEAL WITH THE USSR” and Coca-Cola is like “WELL RUBLES AINT WORTH SHIT SOOOOOO” and Pepsi’s like “WELL NO BC USSR IS GIVING ME SHIPS TO MAKE INTO SCRAP METAL TO PAY FOR IT SO HAHAHA” (real thing that happened, you can watch a Food Theory episode abt it on yt ><) and like during the fight Coca-Cola calls Pepsi a traitor or something for working with the USSR and Pepsi says something like “WELL SAYS THE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH DR.PEPPER!! I’VE SEEN THE NEWS!!” and it just becomes this like toxic yaoi fight while they through soda cans and bottles at eachother while screaming…
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Idk I just think that would be interesting to watch >< would lowkey cosplay Pepsi and Coca-Cola with somebody and just beat eachother with foam weapons in public ^^

You know what hetalia is so here have a follow u deserve it  :)

I got some new headphones- and I was worried that the Bluetooth wouldn’t work and that they wouldn’t cancel any noise- cuz that’s what’s some of the negative reviews were- BUT OH MY GOD, THE HEADPHONES ARE SOOOO COMFY- AND HAVE TUNED OUT ALL THE BACKGROUND NOISE- AND THE RANGEEEEEE >< (With my old headphones, you couldn’t walk down the hall to go to the bathroom without them disconnecting, with the new ones- I WANDERED MY HOUSE AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN START BREAKING UP ^^) So I’m just happy and will be dancing to a sped up ver of Brighter- Because Vox may be an ass, but he can sing, and I will forever listen to music like I’m in my villain arc, but I will (probably) never actually enter it ><

I MISS YOU AHHHH COME BACK IM LONELY I still have Hetalianstuff to talk to but you were my first yapping friend I met on here twin.. :(

Ik it’s an ungodly hour of the night- but- I just pulled an all nighter reading like- the last 400 pages of God of Fury and OH MY GOD- DEAR LORD GIVE ME A FEMALE NIKOLAI AND MY LESBIAN ASS WILL BE ETERNALLY HAPPY- PLEASE- I NEED SOMEONE TO DOCTOR PHIL ME LIKE NIKOLAI DOCTOR PHIL-ED BRANDON- PLEASEEEEEE-
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Sorry just wanted to proof my problem with sinking over fictional men- :D

Yayyy-!! Finally got around to writing another chapter of Life on the Other Side-!!! Sort for the irregular posting schedule- just got a messy schedule at the moment lol.

When you feel good about finishing a chapter in the textbook and taking the quiz and decide to go look at what was for the next chapter and then realize the extra 40 something page chapter, quizzes, and assignments are also due in 5 days-