TheRealAlliko
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Anywho, I updated my profile, just wanted to say. So, who’s up for Committing Crimes Against The Government?
TheRealAlliko
Anywho, I updated my profile, just wanted to say. So, who’s up for Committing Crimes Against The Government?
TheRealAlliko
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Wattpad Psa: literally none of us are allowed to judge each other’s fanfic choices, so stfu and let them read whatever weird ass shit they wanna read. You read weird shit too. I read weird shit. Caity reads weird shit. We all read weird shit. Don’t be a hypocrite. Be a hippo. They are so large and joyous. Frolicking in the murky waters of their homes. Be a hippo. Hippos don’t give a shit about what people read. This has been brought to you by how fabulous and adorable you look today.
TheRealAlliko
Guess who’s going to pride in June? Alliko and the squad! B i t c h! All of us are going. Including Mota! So get ready!
JesusHolyAF
Yo alliko how you doing my child
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Heya there may or may not be a slight chance of me taking a trip upstairs (or down stairs, who knows) soon. You can take that whatever way you want to take it.
TheRealAlliko
Yo, yo, yo! Howsit goin? Just curious and bored, tell me about your day ✌
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Man, hopefully Izuku doesn’t give his mom a heart attack when he gets home... I’m making him take the cool ass clothes I got for him off so it isn’t too awful for his mom, but soon enough he may wanna start wearing some long sleeve shirts... can’t tell ya why, tho! Also, has anyone else noticed that he looks fucking adorable and fucking sexy with badass clothing? He’s so smol, but looks so bad... I love a strong guy with a big heart~ No homo x100
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Does anyone else notice how nice Izuku’s ass is btw? Like, no homo, but baby got cakes! In the no homo way. Like, I kinda wanna slap dat. See how it jiggle. But no homo. What if he has a slapping kink? That would be hot. No homo x10 though.
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@ TheRealAlliko (fuck he knows his stuff) ill see in the back
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@JesusHolyAF are you sure? Cause I just said something really fekin gay, and according to homophones you have infinite no homo abilities
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Aka what Caity is working on and all that Bullshit. I could totes post my number to this as well and y’all could text me but that’s too far~