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Guess who's fūcking grounded now (for the rest of forever), thanks to Jeffrey one of my friends (I know you can see this you little asswipe). I was on the phone with my mom and he (Jeff) comes up behind me and gets close and MOANS IN MY PHONE. The line goes silent. He doesn't stop there oh no, he goes on with "mmmmmm"s, "oh god yes"s, and then says well you know (I'll let you all fill in the rest)..... My mother is a strict christian lady. She calmly says Katherine EmmaLee Anne Smallwood (aka my full name). So when I get home, believe me, my ass is ripped up one side and down the other. So watch out tomorrow Jeff, I'm going to kill you.