TheRealFemaleBatman

126 So you all should keep the complaints to a minimum. I just gave you a chapter that was 126 pages (on the iPhone 5) long. 

TheRealFemaleBatman

An ass ton of my favorite authors thought it would be a great April Fools day joke to message everyone that they were deleting or just quit writing their stories. I MENTALLY DIED FOUR TIMES.... DON'T BE A DICK. Let's just say I broke into tears a few times. 

TheRealFemaleBatman

Readers of Thats Just My Luck I need your help. TJML needs a new name and a co-writer to assist me on this book (and possibly a sequel ;]). So if any of you guys want to help or know someone who would like to help, have them/you message me why you think you should assist me in writing. Thanks!
          
          -KatieTheMonkeyLover

TheRealFemaleBatman

You guys have no idea right now. The amazing and flabbergasted feeling you get when someone who has 2K+ followers follows you!!! Like how do I even obtain followers? I only have one (really shitty) story, & I haven't updated said story for like 6 months. I'm not a cool person either. I don't even post many things! HOW HAVE I OBTAINED YOU ALL!!! I owe everything to you guys. LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!

TheRealFemaleBatman

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Guess who's fūcking grounded now (for the rest of forever), thanks to Jeffrey one of my friends (I know you can see this you little asswipe). I was on the phone with my mom and he (Jeff) comes up behind me and gets close and MOANS IN MY PHONE. The line goes silent. He doesn't stop there oh no, he goes on with "mmmmmm"s, "oh god yes"s, and then says well you know (I'll let you all fill in the rest)..... My mother is a strict christian lady. She calmly says Katherine EmmaLee Anne Smallwood (aka my full name). So when I get home, believe me, my ass is ripped up one side and down the other. So watch out tomorrow Jeff, I'm going to kill you.