I have no idea if you’re still alive, but-
GUESS WHO I AM, BECAUSE I’VE LOST A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS THAT I’VE SEEN YOU AT LEAST ONCE (I still have one of them, though-)!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been here on three accounts, but uh- GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STRANGLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP-
I’m sorry
(thats a lie. I’m not.)
@TheRealGreedler maybe: greedler x werewolve in the truffula forrest? it can be like he saw a wolf and then he saw us (the wolf) just a random idea i had