TheRealKaminarii
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I didn't forget about my book I js couldn't find time to update it so here's my update guys!! :D
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U okay
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Heyy so the person below is a bot or something, a lot of people have seen it too. One even commented on my profile. But like, it's probably to just advertise the neobook thing or something... (Btw I don't know if you're not here anymore or you have school or other reasons, hope you're doing okay, stay safe and hope you have a good day or night! :D )
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Hi hi hi im gonna say something random again
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@fluffythechat I had a dream that I was wearing a really cool wig (A really cool wig, a really cool wig) 'Cause I was google image searching for a really cool wig (A really cool wig, a really cool wig) And it was really cool, and it was really fly I wish I could remember what the fuck it looked like Most of my friends were jealous except my blind friends If only they could see And I was at a party hangin' out with Mos Def Nobody else was dancing, so I danced with Mos Def (I danced with Mos Def, I danced with Mos Def) We did an awesome dance, we had an awesome time We started making out, but then some pizza arrived Fuck yes, we ate the whole pizza and the entire time I never took off (My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig) My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig My mega rad wig, my hella sick wig, my holy shit wig I wish I could remember what it looked like I wish I could remember what it looked like When I woke up I was feeling pretty good I must say (I really felt great, I really felt great) I started google image searching for my wig right away (Before it could fade, before it could fade) I looked at every picture, I spent a lot of time But I could not remember what the fuck it looked like I don't want fame and fortune, I don't want a happy life I just wanna die in My really cool wig, my really cool wig, my really cool wig My wicked tight wig, my crazy sick wig, my gangsta ass wig I wish I could remember what it looked like I wish I could remember what it looked like
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i am so sorry abt the testbrush fan fiction i literally cannot focus on it at all, I want to write but I cant, I'm super close to finishing chapter 2 but so much is going on in my life rn it will take a while... I promise I'll get it out by the end of this month or the start of may
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ALMOST DONE CHAPTER 2 OF THE TESTBRUSH FAN FICTION, EXPECT THAT SOON!!!
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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
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Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
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@fluffythechat This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown
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writing a fanfic zo expect that ig HELP