Mori

Asked an ai to write a poem about sans from undertale and it gave me this:
          
          Sans the Skeleton, so strong and brave,
          Dares to stand up for what he craves.
          He's a hero in the underworld,
          A guardian to his brotherhood.
          He's a joker with a witty smile,
          A friend who's always there for a while.
          A smile that never fades away,
          His heart is true and his soul will stay.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. *cough cough*
          
          
          

I have an exam after exactly 20 minutes....hope rhis goes well..

I really like your story comments lmao you're very funny!

JUST ATE A GRILLED CHEESE OBAMA SANDWICH 

Just ate a new born baby, best feeling ever

I got lotion on my dick

I have a sore throat....my life couldn't get any better 

Today I've done something impossible.......I'VE TOUCHED GRASS WOOOHOOOOOOO