Saucy Boy

Guys. I'm not dead.

I just realized how much actual cringe this account used to be oh my god.

Markiplier: I apologize, you're going to be seeing a bunch of my ass in this round.
          Me: w-what? *blushes*
          --
          Markiplier: You're not going to be seeing as munch ass as you wanted in this round but you'll still be seeing a lot of it.
          Me: *blushes harder*
          Me: *remembers he's talking to everyone*
          Me: *emo corner*

Thank your for the follow :3 

Falling on the floor because of the feels, because I finished to many fanfiction in the span of eternity, because I need to read more but is hungry. Halp.

Im not as think as you drunk I am

heyyyyyyyy

Just finished a Black Butler fanfiction by @TheMaroonElephant best fanfiction EVER. <3

MOMMA JINXX SAVE ME, I DON'T WANT BRACES!

Kindergartner Teacher; What should you do if life gives you lemons?
          Me; Throw them at someone.