🌜. :YO ITS YA BOIS AND GALS: .🌛

my children:
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✨ @the_official_mercury [weird ball]
✨ @theofficialvenus [owo]
✨ @therealearth [flatter than a frisbie]
✨ @theofficialmars [better earth]
✨ @jupiter_is_real [fat]
✨ @theofficialsaturn [onion ring]
✨ @urofficialanus [ur anus]
✨ @theofficialneptune [chill]
✨ @theofficialpluto [still a planet stfu]

others:
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✨ @-therealsun- [parental figure]
✨ @the_officialsun [drunk cheese-puff]
✨ @theofficialcallisto [bruh]
✨ @the_official_moon [baby]
✨ @theofficialpowehi [wanna-be venus]
✨ @-theofficialmakemake [who?]

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[ start of thread ]

we are the solar system - Please give us money since Jupiter spent all our money on food.
-Venus

the food was delicious
-Jupiter 

i got more money but spent it all on hot tea, it was delicious
-Pluto

you're lucky moon-chan supplies me with food
-Neptune

all of you fatties stfu -
-Venus

I dont like food... is that why I'm small...;-;
-Mercury 

👁️👄👁️
-Wouldn't you like to know?

We all know the one above was pluto
-Venus

Who tf you calling fat you flaming hot cheeto?
-Neptune

Who do you think, discount elsa?
-Venus

Bruh
-Saturn

Don't call me discount elsa,you don't see me
walking around with my hair in a side braid singing let it go!
-Neptune

tf? why you think I did that emoji thing? Pretty sure it was MakeMake
-Pluto

I'm dying rn, haven't slept in 3 days, send help
-Mars

This thread is going too far like holy-
-Saturn

I literally just joined Pluto, like how the heck could I have done that?!
-MakeMake

Stfu MakeMake I'm babey
-Pluto

Guys, we ain't writing on this anymore please x
- Saturn

[ end of thread ]

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[made the bio a little more pleasing - Venus ⭐]

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