Hello world of Wattpad, I'm TheOneBehindTheMask, an ordinary person with an extraordinary imagination.

Okay, now that we've got THAT out of the way I have a warning. 

ANYONE READING MY STORIES WILL BE SUBJECT TO NUMEROUS SARCASTIC COMMENTS AND BAD JOKES. 

I didn't issue it to someone once and you do NOT want to know how THAT ended...*shudders* 

Okay then! Thank you, who ever you may be, for reading this far. I have no idea WHY you did, like seriously, who wants to listen to me basically ramble for three minutes straight. But nevertheless, I thank you 😊. 

Austa Le Vista, Suc- I mean Amigos. That's what I said. Amigos. *nervous laugh* Have to go now. Bye!*backs away slowly before breaking into full sprint*
Phew, they fell--*clears throat* Oh your still there....

BTW, sorry that it says a different name on my story covers. I've had to change my username quite a few times....

I think that's everything. Don't want to give away too much, as they say. So, bye!









Dude. It's finished. Why are you still reading?




Just go away. There's nothing more to say!



*Sigh* Fine, you want a joke? 

What do you get when you mix a cow and a vampire?

A Drac-MOO-lu. 

Ha ha. 😅 I must say, that's a good one. 

Not funny enough for you!? Grr

Fine! What about this one?

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop!

Ha! I'm good. 

Okay I actually need to go now. Pretty sure I'm reaching a limit here...

Goodbye, fair readers! We shall meet again!