TheRedCowBoy

I FORGOT TO WISH OUR QUEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
          	
          	GUYSSS GAYSSS GIRLLLSSSS TRANSSS UH NON BINARYS
          	
          	HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTH DAY DEAR MANON BANNERMAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

TheRedCowBoy

New fact..
          
          Okay so did you know that your boobs are one of the warmest areas in your body, if your hands are cold, 
          
          just stuff them under your bra and it'll warm them up in like a minute </3

TheRedCowBoy

@TheRedCowBoy who tf is James.
            
            Jade*
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TheRedCowBoy

@Camilk2PercentOfAri OHH awe peak child hood, but I hate dan Schneider, isnt that the episode where James eyebrows were waxed off by her?
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Camilk2PercentOfAri

@TheRedCowBoy I thought it was funny lol but it's from the episode where she feel asleep in study hall, and Jade was around…
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TheRedCowBoy

@Marmar24 reminded me sum
          
          Okay so, story time, might be too personal but I trust you guys </3
          
          @iluvmeii @iluvmeii
          
          When i was younger, like 15, 16, I was this forced boyfriend okay 
          
          I never loved him, he was like really abusive and shi so I had my reasons
          
          He made me have sex with him against my WILL 
          
          I was actually, PREGNANT but he made me get an abortion
          
          I was like, so down for having the baby I had names, clothes, I was YEARNING for having a kid
          
          And yeah that would mean he would be the dad but I didn't mind, I was gonna move to Cali either way 
          
          My older brother pressed charges for him assaulting me but he moved to god damn Mexico and I dont really know where he is rn
          
          That trade ass faggot
          <not that I hate gays>
          
          And its the fact that my MOTHER made me date him since she didn't approve of me liking women
          
          Shes very religious, makes sense 
          
          Man, the baby names I had were so cute, I wouldnt look at my mother AGAIN 
          
          I moved to California when I turned 17 with my brother and dad, she just stayed in Arizona
          
          Okay I haven't told anyone but waffle that
          
          So.. uh yeah this is some trauma dump right here

TheRedCowBoy

@iluvmeii are you okay?answer my text messages, im worried as hell
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TheRedCowBoy

@Marmar24 no no it's totally okay! I just wanted to get something off my chest yk
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kats3yesupremacy

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Holy fuck girl are you okay??? I'm so sorry babe i hope you're okay ♡
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TheRedCowBoy

Funfact of the day, night, evening, golden hour, sunset hour, sunrise hour, moon hour, type shi
          
          When youre having sex
          [Yes im bringing back the freakfulness]
          You can feel the dick inside your stomach if you press on your belly..
          
          Just a reminder</3

kats3yesupremacy

Also with fingers if they're knuckle deep!! 
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TheRedCowBoy

Should I show the cover of the book.. I feel so proud of it..
          
          
          It's up to you guys and @iluvmeii

CapybaraLover078

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@TheRedCowBoy  ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELYYYY
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TheRedCowBoy

guys guys guys
          
          So me and Jeffery epstien are making a new BOOOK yay ikr,
          
           its based off of heated rivalry, meichae obviously, so there's lariela and manphiz, 
          
          @iluvmeii is Jeffery epstien, and she's the co- author, it was her idea to make the book, and yeah she's giving me ideas too since she watched it
          
          And.. im publishing it in like 10 days, so, just a heads up

iluvmeii

@TheRedCowBoy COME ON I AINT JEFFREY, GRANDIE
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Nonzero7

hu bsbes

Nonzero7

@TheRedCowBoy i also think i passed out after writing that… so dont be too mad at me :)
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Nonzero7

@TheRedCowBoy i dont even remember sending this last night… so i probably was 
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TheRedCowBoy

@Nonzero7 sorry my phone died- are you drunk.
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