Hello, Sweeties!

My name is River Song, well, nevermind!

Yes, the Doctor is my husband. But only the 11th! I also killed him, and now I'm in prison. But don't worry! He still takes me on dates and I'm always "texting my boy".

"How?" you ask?

SPOILERS!
  • JoinedMarch 11, 2015

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TheRiverSong TheRiverSong Mar 11, 2015 12:25AM
What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."
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