TheSamwichStand

Our apologies for being gone so long. There was employee drama and errors in our system.
          	
          	To make it to you, we have a new special!
          	
          	Beewiching - A delicious honey toastie, in celebration of our wonderful bees. 
          	
          	$2.50, sustainably farmed for the Samwich Stand.
          	

EntropicThyme

@ausforyou 
          Entropy: Wow, this place is a ghost town.

EntropicThyme

Entropy: My internal monologue was an argument.
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ausforyou

@EntropicThyme 
            (Cowboy Time X3)
            
            BDubs: Ah… That’s not great either. It’s prob’ly not your fault though; you don’t mean to be rude, after all.
            
            Hypno: I’m sure you didn’t. Don’t pay any mind to any flying tempers here. Ms Mei Kylon… 
            
            BDubs: … Certainly has a temper.
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EntropicThyme

@ausforyou 
            Entropy: I'm... keeping it together? Mostly? I had a slip of the tongue in front of Mei Kylon earlier. Accidentally swapped my internal monologue with my external dialogue, and came off as rude while trying to apologise.
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TheSamwichStand

We have a new special!
          
          Comfort Food - A cheese toastie, designed with the most comforting palette of cheeses. If you've had a bad day, try the Comfort Food! 
          
          Only $2.50, exclusive to the Samwich Stand!
          

Docm77

*a shadow appears floating in the air*
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TheSamwichStand

We have a new special!
          
          Two Bagels - A Samwich on a bagel with Samwich Stand HappySpread, Provolone cheese, and definitely not the souls of the innocent. 
          
          Get it for $2.50, only at the Samwich Stand.

TheSamwichStand

@AquaticAndFantastic Yes, but not vegan. It contains dairy.
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AquaticAndFantastic

@TheSamwichStand That's a pretty specific denial. Is HappySpread vegetarian friendly?
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TheSamwichStand

We're proud to announce that we've finally updated our special, too, thanks to the suppliers!
          
          The Smiler - A Samwich guaranteed to make you smile! It has ham, lettuce, and our brand-new HappySpread™️.
          
          Only for $2.50 at the Samwich Stand.

TheSamwichStand

@mleppp (-A bag with 27 paper-wrapped smilers slides across the table-)
            
            That'll be $67.50
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TheSamwichStand

@mleppp 27 smilers, coming right up!
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SallyTheChicken

Hii do you mind if we make a biiiig order?

SallyTheChicken

@TheSamwichStand uhhhhh. Just ham. Nuthing else. If that's a thing 
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TheSamwichStand

@SallyTheChicken That would be about the most we can handle at a time. What kinds of Samwich do you want?
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SallyTheChicken

@TheSamwichStand (lol it WAS for the party but that kinda.. got destroyed-) mabye about... 200 samwhiches?
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TheSamwichStand

We'll be releasing a Christmas special soon, and we want your input!
          
          So, if you have any suggestions for a Holiday Spirit Samwich, feel free to suggest! You could win a coupon!

Da-Quesamigos

@TheSamwichStand a gingerbread sandwich with whipped cream and chocolate candies inside! Also hot chocolate so it can be a combo.
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