Shhhh don't tell anyone but...I'm The Sarcastic Seducer.
Facts about me:
1)Sarcasm is my middle name.
2) I like the color Blue and Red.
3) I'm a Slytherin
4) I live in your man's bed...JK JK XD
5) I LOVE BOOKS
6) I like music
7) I like pizza
8) Dylan O' Brien is MY bae <3
9) I'm dirty minded, but aren't we all?
Addictions:
1) Your man's bed...JK again XD
2) Wattpad and books in general.
3)Nutella
4)The eggplant emoji, the heart eyes emoji, and the diamonds emoji.
5) music
6) pizza
7)My friends @BeautifullyOdd101 @BeautyAndTheBookzzz @Smile_angel101
8) A man's anatomy
9)Dylan O' Brien
Books and updates(Eastern time zone):
-None so far
Contact/business: Bliliana8035@gmail.com
Peace out✌️Don't be a loner and, cover your boner.
*throws condoms everywhere*
"He says, "Oh, baby girl, don't get cut on my edges
I'm the king of everything and oh, my tongue is a weapon
There's a light in the crack that's separating your thighs
And if you wanna go to heaven you, should f**k me tonight"
- In your bed
- JoinedOctober 9, 2015
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