CAUTION! YOU'VE ENTERED THE PROFILE OF A MENTALLY-DISTURBED, NUTELLA LOVING, MATHS HATING FREAK. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Hi there! Mia Prezloki is my pen name. Why? Because its short and memorable. Also because I like Loki and pretzels. 


I promise I'm not crazy *crosses finger behind the back* . Tee-Hee! 

I hate sardines but I AM sardonic, so yes my username makes sense. 

I'm one of those teenagers who have a better social life on the internet than real life. At least I pretend I am. I also pretend that I'm very good at Mario Kart whereas the truth is....

My life on Wattpad used to be a secret...till my sister joined. She's a bitch. BUT...the coolest and funniest bitch in creation. Go check her out @HydraHead .

I'm currently busy writing 'Descend Into The Underworld' with her so I'll not be able to update my books for a while. A whole lotta while.

Shout out to the super talented @Rodrien_ for making my awesome book covers. 

Lucifer's List: Contains all the paranormal, horror and thriller books that only Lucifer the Devil will dare to read.

Mari's List: Contains all the cheesy, romantic and absolutely awesome teen fictions and romance that only my best friend, Mari, can digest.

Regina's List: Contains all the books that just overflows with the bitchiness the characters bring in. Named after the bitchiest character in 'Once Upon A Time', Regina. #OUAT forever!

Freak's List: Contains all the other books that doesn't really fit in anywhere but seemed too good to not add. Just a freak of nature.