TheShitSmearer

I need Alex Turner so bad

ilovejonbernthal

bro everything you post is so real
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444fadedthanahoe

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It's been a year daddy
          I really really miss you
          Mommy says you're safe now
          In a beautiful place called heaven
          We had you favorite dinner tonight
          And I ate it all up
          
          Even though I don't like ass
          I learned how to gulp gulp this summer
          And I can even open my eyes when I'm gulp gulp gulp gulp
          Can you see me?
          I miss you daddy
          
          It's been 5 years daddy
          I'm a 86 year old man
          I really like dick
          But, it is hard
          Mom let's me sleep in one of your t-shirts
          
          I think it still smells like you
          I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore
          I'm trying not to gulp gulp gulp 
          But it still hurts
          I really miss you daddy
          Can you see me?
          
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          It's been 10 years daddy, I'm almost dead (older than queen cheryl) 
          I've started to disintegrate 
          I picked out my casket 
          I hope you're proud of me
          I'm also on the eating ass team
          Can you see me on the field?
          
          I've started thinking about execution 
          Do you think I can be dead?
          I know you'll be there with me when I get buried 
          I try not to be sad
          
          But it hurts
          I hope you know you're my hero
          I love you so much
          Can you see me?
          
          It's been 888,888,888,8 years daddy
          I'm supposed to be dead by now?? 
          The government is holding me hostage 
          I really want to eat ass
          You've always inspired me
          I met a nice guy
          
          Who's really special to me
          I think you would really like him
          We talk about eating ass together
          Mom says he's a lot like you
          
          I think of you every day
          I'm still sad
          But you make me strong
          Can you see me?
          
          I miss you daddy
          I really miss you daddy
          I miss you daddy
          I miss you daddy
          
          
          

444fadedthanahoe

It's been a year daddy .
          I really really miss you 
          
          Mommy says you're safe now
          In a beautiful place called heaven
          We had your favorite dinner tonight
          And I ate it all up
          
          Even though I don't like carrots
          I learned how to swim this summer
          And I can even open my eyes when I'm underwater
          Can you see me?
          I miss you daddy
          
          It's been 5 years daddy
          I'm in 5th grade now
          I really like computers
          But, math is hard
          Mommy let's me sleep in one of your t-shirts
          
          I think it still smells like you
          I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore
          I'm trying not to cry daddy
          But it still hurts
          I really miss you daddy
          Can you see me?
          
          It's been 10 years daddy
          I've started high school
          I made the honor roll
          I hope you're proud of me
          I'm also on the soccer team
          Can you see me on the field?
          
          I've started thinking about colleges
          Do you think I can be a doctor?
          I know you'll be there with me when I walk down the aisle
          I try not to be sad
          
          But it hurts
          I hope you know you're my hero
          I love you so much
          Can you see me?
          
          It's been 15 years daddy
          I'm finishing college
          I got into med school
          I really want to help people
          You've always inspired me
          I met a nice guy
          
          Who's really special to me
          I think you would really like him
          We talk about our life together
          Mom says he's a lot like you
          
          I think of you every day
          I'm still sad
          But you make me strong
          Can you see me?
          
          I miss you daddy
          I really miss you daddy
          I miss you daddy
          I miss you daddy
          
          

TheShitSmearer

Walker Scobell is my new boyfriend

Unknown_Goddess28

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@TheShitSmearer then who'd I fuck?
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TheShitSmearer

@Unknown_Goddess28 that's impossible because he's actually a cardboard cutout?
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TheShitSmearer

I want one of those really aesthetically pleasing bios but ion wanna overshare 

TheShitSmearer

Rate the pfp

rllyidcbutgooff

i thought m & m was the guy in ur banner 

TheShitSmearer

It's 2024 why am I not hot yet

TheShitSmearer

@Fartfaceballs GODAMMIT I put emojis at the end of that I swear
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TheShitSmearer

@Fartfaceballs Naur but ur so petite and skinny
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Fartfaceballs

@TheShitSmearer girl your so beautiful I'm jealous of you, not even joking
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