i am harmony. i am smart trash. i am Sloth™

kick it barack

it's hard to be a jew on christmas

nothing you do matters your existence is a lie

god bitch slapped him right to the fiery pits of hell

boomerangs are like frisbees for people who have no friends

to be soft is to be powerful

the only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless

"certainly, man cannot live by milk alone" try me

now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual

your vehicle is parked squarely in the "nobody gives a fuck" zone

pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. the really great men must, i think, have great sadness on earth

happiness that is the sight of stars, the moonlight, and the strong scent of coffee in the middle of the night.

yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter

tell someone you love them today, because life is short, but scream it at them in german because life is also confusing and scary

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

let me naruto run into your heart

well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. it was because shut up. shut up is why

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

time is a great teacher. sadly it kills all its pupils

i'd go to hell, but i'm all out of vacation days

the circle of stupidity is complete