Female, short -thus my profile name.
Not telling you my age, a woman never reveals that!
I'm British, though every now and then you will see American alternations to my writing, for example 'ass' as it just sounds better than when you read 'arse'.  Unless I'm writing something that's, of course, set in a British environment -which will hardly ever creep up. 
Not much else to reveal about myself, or is there? I'll stay mysterious for now~