One bright day,  in the middle of the night, 
two dead boys got up to fight. 
Back to back they faced each other, 
drew their swords and shot each other. 
One was blind and the other couldn t see, So they chose a mute for a refereed. 
A Blind man went to see fair play, 
a mute man went to shout "Hooray". 
A deft police man heard the noise, 
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
A parallelized donkey came passing by, 
and kicked the blind man in the eye. 
Threw him  through a nine inch  wall, 
into a dry ditch and drowned them all. 
If you don't believe this story is true, 
ask the blind man he saw it too.