Domino: HELLO WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!

Em&Em: Heyo

Domino: You're so chill compare to me 😆

Em&Em: You know what they say... Be More Chill

Domino: I see that reference you made.

Em&Em: 😏

Domino: Anyways, WELCOME TO THE COLLAB ACCOUNT OF... @Xx_TheWhiteWolf_xX

Em&Em: and @raise_a_glass
Aka; Two idiots attempt to write worthy fanfic but fail terribly 

Domino: You forgot something!

Em&Em: ... and that is?

Domino: That we have no lives.

Em&Em: Oh yeah oops 

Random Interview Guy: What will this account be for?

Domino: We write!

Em&Em: Yeah! It's like a way of sharing our creative works with actual people.

Random Interview Guy: What do you guys plan to write about?

Domino: Well, musicals. And anime.

Em&Em: LoTs oF GAY 🏳️‍🌈 

Domino: And normal stuff too.

Em&Em: UH GAY IS NORMAL

Random Interview Guy: Alright! Before this breaks into Em angrily ranting, What are some of your guys' favorite ships and musicals?

Domino: Well.. Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Rent, Hamilton, Wicked, etc. And we both ship different things, but we agree with a lot of each other's stuff though.

Em&Em: Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, Hamilton, Wicked, etc. I LOVE LIKE EVERY SHIP EVER EXCEPT FOR CANON AND REALLY POPULAR ONES. Call me weird; but I'll take Hamburr over Lams or Kleinsen over ZoEvan any day. Though I still love Tree Bros. I also still love Boyf riends.ALSO NO SHIP SHAMING HERE. YOU ARE FREE TO HAVE YOUR OWN INTERESTS AND SHIPS OKAY DOMINO IS TAKING THE PHONE AWAY FROM ME I'LL STOP

Random Interview Guy: ... Oh.

Domino: Anyways, meanwhile... I usually pick the cannon stuff over the stuff that's not cannon. Like, I pick ZoEvan over Kleinsen or, HamLiza over Hamgelica. HAMBURR FOR THE WIN!

Em&Em: We agree on like nothing but we still love each other 

Domino: We're probably wasting your time right now so we better go. BYE INTERNET PEOPLES!

Em&Em: 👋

Domino and Em&Em: BYE!