Alohha mes amigosss...anywaayyyy... The name's Joe and I really have no idea what I'm about to write but let's wing it eh? 
How about 10 facts? 10 facts seems good enough. Okay.

1)I can probably name more places in The Lord of the Rings map than I can Earth's. 
2) My favourite bands, cough cough, SOME of my favourite bands include: The fray, MCR, coldplay, All time low and Sleeping with Sirens.
3)I am NOT sporty in any way shape or form. 
4)I'm kinda an introvert, for those of you out there who believe that means a shy person who never speaks to anyone or never has fun- there's the door. Actually it purely means that I don't care for common 'chit chat' with people I'm not friends with. And some other stuff but I only have 2000 words space so I won't go into detail...
5) I'm either Aries or Pisces, not sure. There's an image on google which claims that the 'official' dates are wrong and I'm actually Pisces but hey, whatever. I don't actually believe in it myself so yeah.
6)In case you haven't noticed yet my grammar-more specifically punctuation- isn't all that great, so don't say I didn't warn you.
7)I'm Gryffindor.
8)I'm fabulous *Imaginary hair flick which I can't actually do because my hairs too short*
9)I've recently started playing G-mod and it's amazing :3
10) If you ever want to talk to me the following subjects are appropriate: Mythology, History, Poetry (though I can't say I'm an expert on it) and anything space.

There we go fellow Wattpaders. 

Bye :)