Welcome! Bienvenue! Bienvenida! This is my wonderful, astonishing, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious profile!Here are five things that I believe everyone should know about me:

1. For some godforsaken reason, my friends call me Rabbit. They say that it's "because you skip like a rabbit, your eyes look like a rabbit, and you're cute like a rabbit."
2. The sound of a clock ticking helps me sleep.
3. Within my friend group, I was voted most likely to become a serial killer.(Lots of faith in my friends)
4. I have a Furby sitting on my dresser, and occasionally it turns on by itself and wakes me up. It terrifies me. I don't want to move it in fear that it's possessed.
5. If I'm not cooking pasta or a dessert, I burn water.

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