Greetings, Humans 🐷 I'm a person 🐶 You're a person 🐮 We're people 🐬

 You read 📖 I read 📘 We read 📚 You don't read? In that case... Bye bye 👋.

❝The darkest nights 🌃 produce the brightest stars 🌟❞

Gemini ♊| Ravenclaw 🐦| Son of Poseidon 🌊| Erudite 💎

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Please don't copy my work ©️

I had a mental breakdown the last time someone copied my work 🔥

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How to Conquer Life ☕ | Started [11.25.16] 🖱️ | #167 in Humor [12.20.16] 🍔 

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💡 My catch phrases 💡

🎶 ❝Is that how you're going to treat me? Wow, I see how it really is❞ 🎶

👾 ❝Revolting❞ 👾

💦 ❝That's what I thought❞ 💦

❄️ ❝ROASTED❞ ❄️