Now there are many things I could put in this space to make it a valid profile. I could type down some of my many idiosyncrasies, for example. Like my fondness for odd numbers or my mild addiction for tea. Or perhaps I could say something more personal, such as my hobbies or strong opinions. But, after some thought, I decided not to do any of these things. I reasoned, as this is a website based on writing and reading stories, I would speak about that. 
My stories, though some may be about hopeless romantics or whimsical tale concerning nothing of real importance, most strive to be... dark. They concern things not of this world, places where no one can be trusted and absolutely no one is innocent. Unfortunately, these types of novels are not the cheeriest of tales, so those among you who are for the more... comedy based stories, I apologise. But I realise that this profile is already far to long.  So I bid you adieu.

Kind regards - TheTeaDrinker