Tmntscientist
You seem like a nice person because you make dad jokes
18-going-on-extinct
Well, your hilariously insane.
*High fives*
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
TheToastiestToast
*high fives* *accidentally misses and somehow ends up on the floor how does this always happen every goddamn time barbara my name isn't barbara but i can't remember what it is it could be timothy but at this point it doesn't matter because i've been on the floor for what seems like hours and the person above me is staring down in confusion damnit timothy why are you like this*
vampire_steve
Yo my man! My toastiestoast...where you been at!? I miss you my dude ):
vampire_steve
Ah OK, thas' cool. Don't worry fren. i will respect your private toast business. XD glad your back
TheToastiestToast
ah well you se my dear, i was on a trip (dont ask where that is confidential toast info ok m8) and didn't have much time to be here
vampire_steve
HEY DUDE WAS' HAPPENIN?! You seemed to have disappeared for awhile...so I decided to summon you. *no bread was burnt during the process of your summoning*
MrFizzles-KingofHell
Question - Do you like being part of sandwiches?
vampire_steve
@TheToastiestToast LMAO I loaf you! Your philosophy on sandwiches is beautiful. You must have a bunderful group...and I bet the condiments in your squad feel very kneaded. XD
TheToastiestToast
i believe that a good sandwich isn't complete without some toasty af bread. it's really a team effort though i can't do it w/out the rest of my sandwich squad s/o to my homies bacon, lettuce, mayo ayyyyyeee whaddup yo, turkeyyy, and you cannotforgetthecheeseit doesn't get any cheddar than this
vampire_steve
I have a question...how do you feel about jam???
vampire_steve
@fool-foryou LMAO, good on you! I just fell of my couch laughing, you're a funny piece of toast my friend. XD
brainsaresick
Question: Is your toast as burnt as Mary Winchester on the ceiling?
vampire_steve
@Destiny_isnotonfire HAhaha-btw..update: my toast was in the toaster and i forgot. So i had to retoast it..and now its too toasty...):
fishfishly
YOU ARE THE BEST FRICKEN PEICE OF TOAST I EVER MET *SALUTES*
hamilton_trash
Your username reminds me of a story someone made up in a writing class where a two year old was a professional toaster. He literally was a toaster and he toasted toasty toast. Every time I look at your username i think of that and start cracking up.
That was random, sorry
Kpop_Bethany
I have the table thing on mine too XD
NudgeValdez
Thanks for the follow!