~I'm @FuzzyBacon77.~

        ~Featured Questions~

-When will you Upload?
~This isn't YouTube.

-Can you update it's my birthday?
~You didn't update on mine.

-Are you dead?
~I want to be.

-When will you update so I can be happy?
~Your happiness. Your problem.

-I lik U. U lik me?
~I'm a minor...

-Ho old r u?
~Not as old as your mom. Her breast milk is powder.

-Do you want kids?
~FUCK NO

-R u singl?
~Yep, I am singl. 

-Du u spek Englis?
~Yes but apparently you don't.

~Ask Away! I'll answer everything!~