My Precious

Wait, hold the phone... Are y actually Leafy's  husband?!

DAD.
          
          ISH BEEN A WHALE, HUH?
          
          ...
          
          Where have all the years gone? ._.

Also I clicked the link and it went to huge domains.com PFFT 

Oh my Lord I thought your name was the thugliest potato

Oh she ded

I never change my bio cuz im lazy lol

Me: *sneezes*
          Mom: u know why that happened? Cuz u always on that damn phone

HOLY HELL 40 FOLLOWERS. bruh i feel like a celebrity CX

*Finds out about Underlust* WAIT WAIT WAIT

Evil Stepmother: Cinderella, why do you wanna go to the ball?
          Cinderella: cuz stepnother *dribbles ball* ball is life