Hello.... I'm Undertaker (:

I've decided to join the internet...to keep an eye on my potential guests, heheh. I'll be glad to converse with you if you can show me a first rate laugh (: (these smiley faces, they're wonderful, aren't they?)

Some background...well... I suppose I could be counted upon as an informant of the Phantomhive family. I do like that little earl...heheheh. His butler is rather amusing, too. You know, Sebastian, the cat man. He's quite funny.

It would be my pleasure to measure you for a custom-made coffin, my dears....they are quite comfortable to sleep in, heheheh!

Maybe I'll be seeing you sooner, rather than later...

~Undertaker~