TheUnhumanRace

//Lizzie suggested a Q&A book for these idiots so let us know if you have a question! Please specify who it’s for. Bjorn, Theodore, Thalia or Lucy.

TheUnhumanRace

“Teeth are just luxury bones.” -Bjorn

TheUnhumanRace

@1-800-YOUREMINE “We’ll get you a Scooby snack.” -Theo
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TheUnhumanRace

@1-800-YOUREMINE “Bjorn is currently on the couch choking to death on his own laughter so I’m going to reply for him, he says ‘lol’.” -Theo
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“I need a break, man. Bjorn is thinking of going back to Sweden, Theodore doesn’t know what month is is, I don’t even know where Thalia is! Where can I hire a good babysitter for these idiot so I can take a nap?” -Lucy

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@1-800-YOUREMINE //If we could spend just ten minutes with Bjorn, maybe some of his glory could rub off on us
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@1-800-YOUREMINE //Because we’re living during the fall of an empire
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