TheUniversalGuardian
Why tf are my notifs not showing up until I actually open them-
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Rye_The_Demon
HI BESTIE!!!! HRU!?
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@Rye_The_Demon So far I've been up all night here. I gotta make sure these two rascals I have with me here use the litter box, I already had to clean up one accident. And just now, they were trying to play kill each other next to my pillow which wasn't that pleasant, but if I were to try and shove them off, I'd have a whole armful of scratches.
TheUniversalGuardian
@Rye_The_Demon Depending on how big the dogs are, I feel like that's a bit dumb. Financially.
Rye_The_Demon
| @TheUniversalGuardian | YOUR SO LUCKY!!! MY PARENTS KEEP GETTING DOGS EVEN THOUGH I WANT A CAT T^T
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For any of my followers who actually read my works and don't just forget I exist after following me. If you're ao3 users too, just letting y'all know that I'm trying to move some of my already written Aphmau one shots there, and if I succeed at figuring out all the complicated shit I'm dealing with from settings and tags before even getting to copy and paste anything, then I'll be publishing there as well, but only actual fanfiction, not the random other things on this profile that you can see like my book of randoms, which I've wanted to remove for a while but never get to. If I end up continuing my Aphmau SMP x My Inner Demons fic, I'll probably wait until I have the whole rewrite and rest of the story done, instead of copying over the garbage I have right now here.
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Also I forgot to say this, if the Aphmau SMP one shots are kinda better on ao3 compared to here, it means I was too lazy to go back and edit them as I have copies saved somewhere else that are easier to retrieve and just edit to improve when I publish them on ao3
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When you want to slap a bitchass across the face for incorrectly trying to train your dog despite you explaining multiple times that you learned your methods from a professional dog trainer but not only is he your mother's age, he's also friends with her
TheUniversalGuardian
SOMEONE PLEASE, I NEED FANFICTION OF KNIFE MEETING BFDI DORA-
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I... am the psychopath who sleeps in jeans.
TheUniversalGuardian
Raise your hand if you know the pleasure of being able to yoink a fruit/berry/veggie from your backyard at almost any time and eat it fresh.
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No, you're not going crazy. YouTube is turning pink.
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I personally go nuts when I see or hear someone use a nickname that I gave them-
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Anyone got recommendations for what object show I should watch next?