What no comments! I guess ill fix that! Ur story is super totally awesome so far to be the first chapter of ur first story...I think u need to mess it up some. AND I also think that chapter is better than some of the oh so popular story's on here. I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH! (Ignore my spelling, my kindle likes to mess my words up and spell them weird) FYI I'm trying to see how long I can make this message now so u can ignore the rest of this. Yo story so good it makes other story's wanna delete themselves! I am eating a pineapple right now. Ok so a blonde goes shopping and sees a alligator purse and matching boots. She cant afford them tho so she asks a clerk where alligators live so she could go get them herself. The clerk tells her they live in florida so she gets on a plane and goes there. When she gets there she goes to a gun shop to buy a shotgun. The guy asks her what she'll b using it for so she tells him to get a alligator purse. He shurgs and sells her the gun, latter that day he passes a small lake where a lot of alligators live. Close to shore there are alligators pilled up. He stops and gets out of his truck to see wat happened, when he gets closer he sees the blond dragging another dead alligator out of the lake. He runs over and asks her what shes doing, she just stairs at him and answers, "what does it look like, I'm trying to find an alligators purse, but I think these are all males because none of them have one."
