OJ: Bum Bum...
Suitcase: Bum Bum...
Cabby: Bum...
All: Bah!

OJ: Welcome to our brand new society!
Suitcase and Cabby: Society!
Suitcase: We're all as happy as can be!
OJ and Cabby: Can be!
Cabby: United are we, in our cardinal values three, yes,
All: Welcome to the OSC!

OJ [SPOKEN]: You're probably wondering: "What does OSC stand for?"
Suitcase [SPOKEN]: OSC stands for the things that we stand for!
Cabby [SPOKEN]: They're the three guiding principals that we strive to uphold in our community!

OJ: O is for Order, I keep things organized!
Suitcase and Cabby: Organized!
Suitcase: S is for Safety that way nobody dies!
Cabby: And C is Cooperation, not competition, that's the key!
OJ and Suitcase: That's the key...

Cabby: At the O...
OJ and Suitcase: O...
Cabby: OS...
OJ and Suitcase: S...
All: C!
All: Your total satisfaction is our guarantee!