You know what? I hate this bio system. Like it feels so cool to see others writing funny bios but believe me dude it's not a piece of cake.

So dear random stalker I really appreciate that you have gathered enough courage to read this shit that I am gonna puke right here but believe me YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH MY FRIEND and I am gonna make sure you die before my bio ends *fingers crossed with Voldy's nasty laugh*

So getting started.. Name - Censored (yup it's that bad *cries in the corner*).
Age - I am not gonna tell my age to a creeper like you XP. JK I am 15. 
Hobbies - I know nobody cares so let's cut that part (Do I really have one??)

Okay now the most important ones are gonna start from here so buckle up coz I don't want my imaginary car to get covered with your vomit. Nasty right? ;) OKAY SORRY!!
~I am a Potterhead and don't you dare judge me or else I am definitely gonna send my Deatheaters behind you AND BELIEVE ME FELLA YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT.
~I also hate those UGLY THICK BISHES..
Hold on! what are you thinking? I am talking about my school books. (You seriously need a psychiatrist dude) ;) 
~I also love producing different sounds from my mouth which is also known as beat boxing but in my case it sounds more like a Donkey high on sugar. (Woww I should definitely write a book on "How to insult yourshelf with 101 new ways")

YOU ARE STILL STALKING ME? 

Some of the others things I like-
~Music though I can't sing as I've mentioned earlier about my donkey version. (Heck I believe my spirit animal is a donkey) 
~The fact that you are still reading this I really appreciate that
~Stalking random people account with my girlfriend. Yeah I am in a relationship with my phone and believe me she is very possessive and yeah I know I am weird aff.
~I will really appreciate your pm regarding anything

~Abby (and yeah I'm a guy)