𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲'𝐬

*loudly sips tea*
          Chrissy and Pet are fighting again
          
          -Alexandra

*loudly sips tea*
          it's my birthday
          
          -Irene
          
          I crawled out of my mom's vagina (age here) years ago today
          
          ....that was a weird way of saying it's my birthday
          
          today is also the birthday of my OCs, Jessica and Irene
          
          -Char

a running joke in the family is people constantly calling me "pandemic" for two reasons :
          
          1. I'm a pandemisexual
          2. I'm constantly sick
          
          -Joan