Name: - unknown -
Age: 15 (unsure)

Containing: skittles; imagination; bad puns; human physical attributes; gummy bears

Greetings! @TheWaterHyacinth, here! Thanks for checking out my account (I'm quite delighted you're interested in checking this), it means a lot to me. The thing is, I, myself, am a great humor writing enthusiast (does that make sense? okay), therefore leading me to create this account in hopes to share my ideas of writing and making you crack a smile.

I mostly tell tales about Creepypastas, although finding new people to stalk- er, observe, would be a good change.

Oh... What's that??? I'm not annoying you, am I?

No matter. Hope you have/had a great day and may the mere thought of embarrassing memories finally leave you alone!

[Original characters made within this account:
Golden Arrows and Silver Artemy under the Creepypasta fandom
Seven (nonbinary child of Apollo) under the 'Whatever Rick Riordan writes' fandom]

Reasons of absence if not updating: due to @TheWaterHyacinth still aiming for the maximum upgrade for their procrastination game, there will be a time in which Hyacinth will be catering a full course meal for Life, as well as tidying a space in her room for Life's stay. Life's stay is usually about five months, or three hours, depending on their attention span.

End note:
On your way out of this account, do you mind giving Sally a gift? It's been about a while since we've played and she's pissed.