TheSUPERFluffyNeko

Advice Plz, I'm writing a narrative for my American Literature class and it needs a title. In summary, it's a futuristic tale of intergalactic worlds coming together, but one ship crash lands on an unknown planer, the crew composed of two humans, three big bird like creatures called Crizzilians, and two Blokegrians(a species I made up). The planet the refuge in began to kill them off, leaving difficult choices between those who value life, and those who value their own. But I need a name. Any suggestions?

Ways to stop buying your nails:
          •Wear bad smelling nail polish.
          •Cut your hands off
          •File your teeth so it hurts when you bite things
          •Dip your finger tips in arsenic.
          •Wear titanium tipped acrylic nails.

How to take over the world: a guide
          Step one: let people know your name. Become the one to go to if anyone needs anything.
          Step two: Develop a voice. Speak your mind and say what needs to be said.
          Step three: Learn to sing to people's likings, tell them what they want most, or even better, make what you want most so appealing to a sinners eye, that it becomes their desire. 
          Step four: Tea break because all super villain deserve one. 
          Step five: Become a bigger part of the community. All the people that now owe you something? Collect the debt and build your empire.
          Step six: Now people follow you blindly, and your empire will continue to rise with you doing little work. Anyone that stands in your way shall be crushed. 
          Step seven: set a proper bedtime because you need to do your villainy in a prip and proper state. And you won't have to worry about watching your back. P e o p l e d o t h a t f o r y o u n o w.
          This has been a guide to taking over the world.

"Why are you doing this to me?"
          "Because my mind, as unstable as it is, has taken and overpowered my heart, leaving me alone to my thoughts with repercussion. And no moral to set my life right."
          "Just never open a chip bag sideways again please. It's bugging my ocd."

I left my lunch box alone and SOMEONE ATE MY DUCKING RAMEN

I'm less Jesus take the wheel, and more like oh Jesus I broke the wheel.

"What did you get for num number three?"
          "This is an essay what do you mean number three?"

When ever someone tells me to ask myself," What would Jesus do, I think of the times he either sassed his followers or destroyed merchant stands in hot rage. It makes me feel better about myself

Back to school. I hate days when they make you interact with people.

My hands are so frickin cold. Just like my heart. But srsly I need gloves or something.