HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE READING. AND NO, I DID NOT HAVE 15 CUPS OF COFFEE BEFORE TYPING THIS. THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL...ISH. Ok, I get it, I will stop. Hey, I'm the author of all the books you see to the right. So, in order to get to know me within 2,000 letters, RANDOM FACT TIME
1. I like to talk about books and pancakes. Yes, I did say pancakes. Also, I hate waffles. Anyway, so you may see fanfiction and my characters might have a lot of pancakes.
2. When people ask me if I talk to myself, I say I am talking to the imaginary characters from my books that no one but I can see.
3. I'm paranoid, that's why I put my location as "Somewhere"
4. People tell me I'm weird. I don't know why.
5. People also tell me that I'm easily distracted. Now that's wer- BUTTERFLY! Sorry, an imaginary butterfly just flew in front of my face. So, where was I.
11. Now, I know that somethings wrong here. But I can't tell what.
85. This is just ridiculous.
8. That's better. Now, I hate the numbers 9,13, and 17. Don't know why, but I do.
9. I have two zodic signs (it is possible)
10. Don't know what to put here, just hate the number 9.
And that's pretty much all you need to know. So, go forth my children. AND READ!!!!!!!!!