*spins in chair whilst eating burrito* nom nom nom *suddenly the burrito turns into EVIL BURRITO* oh no not evil burrito! *i say with shock and horror, as my original food slowly turns evil and tries to consume me, thankfully, i have a gallon of bleach at my disposal, and i throw the gallon onto evil burrito, taking it down with the bleach* phewz! i will eat my hotdog now